| Date: | Fri, 17 May 2002 11:33:11 -0700 |
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| Reply-To: | Cassell.David@EPAMAIL.EPA.GOV |
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| Sender: | "SAS(r) Discussion" <SAS-L@LISTSERV.UGA.EDU> |
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| From: | "David L. Cassell" <Cassell.David@EPAMAIL.EPA.GOV> |
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| Subject: | Re: Statistics ! |
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"Droogendyk, Harry" <Harry.Droogendyk@CIT.COM> replied:
> Originally from a Readers Digest funny
That's an oxymoron. :-)
> An accountant, an engineer and a statistician went hunting. Found a
deer.
> Accountant shot 4 feet to the left, engineer 4 feet to the right,
> statistician said "We got him, we got him!"
No no no, young apprentice. You will never become a Jedi if
you permit your thoughts to become clouded like this.
The correct ending:
The statistician soberly says, "On average, the deer is dead."
:-)
David
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David Cassell, CSC
Cassell.David@epa.gov
Senior computing specialist
mathematical statistician
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