Date:         Fri, 19 Mar 2004 14:32:46 -0800
Reply-To:     "Choate, Paul@DDS" <pchoate@DDS.CA.GOV>
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From:         "Choate, Paul@DDS" <pchoate@DDS.CA.GOV>
Subject:      Re: OT: Chicken Soup Quotes - to brighten your day

Some Drinking Quotes - to brighten your Friday night! (sorry Charles) -

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,
that's as good as they're going to feel all day. --Frank Sinatra

The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.
--William Butler Yeats

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his
fools.  --Ernest Hemingway

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk.  That will teach you to keep
your mouth shut. --Ernest Hemingway

Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a
pleasure. --Ambrose Bierce

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
--W.C. Fields

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? --W.C. Fields

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. --Tom
Waits

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.  Coincidence? --Stephen Wright

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps
if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at
the very least you need a beer. --Frank Zappa

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken
out of me. --Winston Churchill

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.  --Benjamin
Franklin

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
not go nearly as well with pizza.  --Dave Barry

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
--Humphrey Bogart

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.  --Kaiser
Wilhelm

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen,
for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in
beer.  --Dave Barry

Work is the curse of the drinking classes. -- Oscar Wilde

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.  --Dean
Martin

Paul Choate

-----Original Message-----
From: Peter Flom [mailto:flom@NDRI.ORG]
Sent: Friday, March 19, 2004 11:40 AM
To: SAS-L@LISTSERV.UGA.EDU
Subject: Re: OT: Chicken Soup Quotes - to brighten your day

Jules wrote
<<<
Measure twice, saw once.
  An old carpenter (or was it an old SAS programmer?)
>>>

There was a Dilbert cartoon in which the pointy haired boss says

"we have to be more action-oriented.  From now on, measure once, cut
twice"


Peter