Date:         Mon, 29 Sep 2008 09:12:55 -0400
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Subject:      Re: It's Friday! Was Re: What kind of skills are needed before
              you can be called a SAS expert?
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One little change.  See below, item 3.

;-)

Ed

Ed Heaton
TB-286
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Subject: OT: It's Friday! Was Re: What kind of skills are needed before you can be called a SAS expert?


Top 10 signs that you are an SAS expert:

1.  You can spell SAS backwards

2.  You have "Master", "Marvin" or "data_null_" as your middle name

3.  You have everything in either SAS MACRO, PROC FCMP functions and
    call routines, or SCL exclusively.  No plain SAS code!

4.  You managed to answer every question posted on SAS-L,
    every day for a couple of years.

5.  You can always come up with a different way of doing things.

6.  You have a direct line to a birdy at SI

7.  You know Dr. Goodnight

8.  You have been to all the SUGi's and SGF's

9.  You know your HASH tables

10.  You own a version 6, dog eared SAS Language Guide!

11.  You can solve Sudoku problems with your own programs!