Date: Fri, 18 Dec 2009 11:35:53 -0500
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From: "Fehd, Ronald J. (CDC/CCHIS/NCPHI)" <rjf2@CDC.GOV>
Subject: OT: Friday Humor
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Q: What famous federal agency was recently described as:
"The best of Harvard School of Medicine
and the U.S. Postal Service."
This past Monday I continued work on a suite of reports
derived from MacroHard's inventory system known as Slightly Musty
Have I not been depending on hardware SysAdmin my whole 20+ years here?
"We upgraded the MSSMS server over the weekend.
and it was success-full!
... and, oh, by the way:
all the report numbers have changed."
there went all the input data set names,
for 13 projects
right over the port side to the b*tch-bucket.
Monday, 21st will be Winter Solstice,
as dark as it gets this year, at least outside.
Inside we warm ourselves w/the glow of our screen savers:
"Long live Flying Toasters!"
Ron Fehd the bantering bureaucrat (petite)
Bureaucracy at its worst is better than bureaucracy at its best.
-- Plato, in Beetle Bailey comic strip, 1985Mar01