Date:         Fri, 25 Feb 2011 08:28:39 -0500
Reply-To:     Michael Raithel <michaelraithel@WESTAT.COM>
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From:         Michael Raithel <michaelraithel@WESTAT.COM>
Subject:      OT: Friday Humor: The Negative Transitive Power of Reading Books
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Dear SAS-L-ers,

Before you decide to get back to that novel or that non-fiction book this weekend, please be advised of this:

1. books have knowledge,
2. knowledge is power,
3. power corrupts,
4. corruption is a crime,
5 crime doesn't pay

..so if you keep reading, you'll go broke!

You have been forewarned!

Best of luck in all your SAS endeavors!

I hope that this suggestion proves helpful now, and in the future!

Of course, all of these opinions and insights are my own, and do not reflect those of my organization or my associates. All SAS code and/or methodologies specified in this posting are for illustrative purposes only and no warranty is stated or implied as to their accuracy or applicability. People deciding to use information in this posting do so at their own risk.

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Michael A. Raithel
"The man who wrote the book on performance"
E-mail: MichaelRaithel@westat.com

Author: Tuning SAS Applications in the MVS Environment

Author: Tuning SAS Applications in the OS/390 and z/OS Environments, Second Edition
http://www.sas.com/apps/pubscat/bookdetails.jsp?catid=1&pc=58172

Author: The Complete Guide to SAS Indexes
http://www.sas.com/apps/pubscat/bookdetails.jsp?catid=1&pc=60409

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Don't let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy. - Take it Easy, by The Eagles
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