Date: Thu, 17 Oct 1996 09:00:33 -0400
Reply-To: Robert Hamer <hamer@NIFLHEIM.RUTGERS.EDU>
Sender: "SAS(r) Discussion" <SAS-L@UGA.CC.UGA.EDU>
From: Robert Hamer <hamer@NIFLHEIM.RUTGERS.EDU>
Organization: Rutgers University
Subject: Re: Help a 9-Year Old in Science Fair
firstname.lastname@example.org (BUDBDL) writes:
>Benevolent SAS Users ---
>My son, Tim, would like to find the "fastest computer in the world" for
>his Science Fair. I suggested a simple SAS datastep that would record the
>time, count to say 10,000,000 and record the time. The results could be
>E-mailed to him via Internet.
Wait, your son is named Craig Shergold, right?
He ate at the "Neimann-Marcus Cafe" [sic] in Dallas,
right, and paid $250 for a cookie recipe, right?
Or was it the red velvet cake at the Walforf Astoria?
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