Date: Wed, 27 Oct 1999 16:38:00 -0700
Reply-To: Zeke Torres <sas_aholic@YAHOO.COM>
Sender: "SAS(r) Discussion" <SAS-L@LISTSERV.UGA.EDU>
From: Zeke Torres <sas_aholic@YAHOO.COM>
Subject: Re: SAS humor
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ALl of you will have to forgive me if these are obvious or have been
posted. i've neglected my email and well i just want to chime in on
this one...
i have a sign that saids:
"kiss my sas"
i just dont always get a chance to put it up at work. duh.
and one more that i sometimes print up....
"sas aholics anonymous meets here"
I love to say...
"that can be sas-i-fied"
"i can sas-i-fy this process...."
"we need another sas-ologist" or "im a saseologist" especially when you
run into shops that have been around for YEARS (oop s EONS).
i actually have a hard hat(construction) with "SAS FORMAN" on it and
put up yellow 'caution' paper when the HEAT is on in a project. along
with a "SAS-STRUCTION ahead" sign.
that stuff just adds some sas-azz to the place. but some shops... well
lets just say most of the stuff is in the drawers most of the time.
later,
zeke.
--- "Terjeson, Mark" <TERJEMW@DSHS.WA.GOV> wrote:
> I DATA and PROC every day,
> then along comes this SQL way,
> I FUZZ and I SOUNDEX,
> use $OCTAL and PUT $HEX,
> in %WINDOW which needs a %DISPLAY.
>
> Mark Terjeson
> Washington State Department of Social and Health Services
> Division of Research and Data Analysis (RDA)
> (360) 902-0741
> (360) 902-0705 fax
> mailto:terjemw@dshs.wa.gov
>
>
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Peter Flom [SMTP:peter.flom@NDRI.ORG]
> > Sent: Wednesday, October 27, 1999 11:18 AM
> > To: SAS-L@LISTSERV.UGA.EDU
> > Subject: SAS humor
> >
> > Ah, at last a thread I can contribute to:
> >
> > How about
> >
> > There once was a Geek who knew SAS
> > who always was first in her class
> > she read all the docs
> > about all the great procs
> > and now macros come out of her.....
> >
> > or
> >
> > There once was a geek who knew SAS
> > who always was first in her class
> > she read all the docs
> > about all the great procs
> > but she's waiting for her headache to pass
> >
> > or
> >
> >
> > A man tried to learn every proc
> > But to do it he needed so much doc
> > That when it all came
> > He went insane
> > And his VISA expired from shock
> >
> >
> >
> > OK, time to go back to work
> >
> >
> >
> > Peter Flom, Ph.D.
> > Principal Research Associate
> > NDRI
> > 2 World Trade Center
> > 16th floor
> > New York, NY 10048
> >
> > (212) 845-4485 (voice)
> > (212) 845-4698 (fax)
> > Peter.Flom@ndri.org
>
=====
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