Q: Why was the globe rated "R"?
A: Because of its gore.
Q. What is smarter, longitude or latitude?
A. Longitude, because it has 360 degrees
You Need to Study More Geography If You Think...
The Tropic of Cancer is a sunscreen lotion
The Balkans are an alien people on Star Trek
The Bermuda Triangle is a percussion instrument in a reggae band
The Equator is a cartoon action figure
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