Helmut Nisters wrote:
 
> todays morning, when I entered some shells into the computer, I told my mother
> a self-invented joke, but she answered that it was very very silly.
> I told her that I have a new theory. As Linnaeus described a very large lot of
> animals, shells, plants, etc. he could not be only one person. What do you think?
> CUT...
 
Hello!
 
Hi Helmet,
 
I also have a self-invented joke;
 
One Helix aspersa said to another, "I need to have surgery", "What for?" said the
other.
"I have a bursa appendix!"  SNORK! SNORK! HA! HA! HA! My wife said it was a very silly
joke.
 Boy is this fun!!!
--
Later,
 
Emilio Jorge Power
 
Please visit;
"The Liguus Home Page"
http://pw1.netcom.com/~ejpower/lighompage.html