Top 50 OXYMORONS:

  50.    Act naturally.
  49.    Found missing.
  48.    Resident alien.
  47.    Advanced BASIC.
  46.    Genuine imitation.
  45.    Airline food.
  44.    Good grief.
  43.    Same difference.
  42.    Almost exactly.
  41.    Government organization.
  40.    Sanitary landfill.
  39.    Alone together.
  38.    Half naked.
  37.    Silent scream.
  36.    British fashion.
  35.    Living dead.
  34.    Small crowd.
  33.    Business ethics.
  32.    Soft rock.
  31.    Soviet Union
  30.    Military Intelligence.
  29.    Software documentation.
  28.    New York culture.
  27.    New classic.
  26.    Sweet sorrow.
  25.    Childproof.
  24.    "Now, then ..."
  23.    Synthetic natural gas.
  22.    Christian Scientists.
  21.    Passive aggression.
  20.    Taped live.
  19.    Clearly misunderstood.
  18.    Peace force.
  17.    Extinct life.
  16.    Temporary tax increase.
  15.    Computer jock.
  14.    Plastic glasses.
  13.    Terribly pleased.
  12.    Computer security.
  11.    Political science.
  10.    Tight slacks.
    9.     Definite maybe.
    8.     Pretty ugly.
    7.     Twelve-ounce pound cake. (this one just *doesn't * work in
metric!!)
    6.     Holy War.
    5.     Rap music.
    4.     Working vacation.
    3.     Exact estimate.
    2.     20th Century civilization
  1.    Microsoft Works.

Guilty,
Ross.