In responce to numerous requests--well, at least two---.
Everyone knows
That a reindeer can't fly.
He don't got no wings.
We assume that is why.
That myth is exploded.
The trusth is now out;
That Santa is pulled
By a creature with snout.
Yes! Up in the sky!
Here he comes. There he goes!
One identifies team
By the shape of the nose.
Bringing gifties to kiddies
TV games, candied figs;
And always delivered
By eight flying pigs.
There's Porky and Bacon;
There's Roger and Ham.
On Sausage and Truffle!
On Cyril and Spam!
Oh, see how the wings
Sweep the dark from the night;
What a wonderful vission:
The pigs in full flight.
Lord bless you. We wish you
Most Happy New Year.
May Santa's eight pigs
Bring you comfort and cheer.
Art
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