There was once a snail that was sick and tired of his
     reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast
     wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a
     while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So
     the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants
     to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".

     The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"

     The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who
     sees me roaring past to know who's driving."

     Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to
     sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for
     a small fee.

     The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days
     roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever
     anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at
     that S-car go!"

--
Jim and Bobbi Cordy
Specializing in Self Collected Caribbean Species
Merritt Island Florida

SPACE COAST SHELL FESTIVAL
"King Neptunes Shell Palace"
January 18-20,2002