In a message dated 12/14/00 9:33:09 PM, [log in to unmask] writes:

<< Dear Kurt;-
        I like it.
        It is my understanding that the Reverend Jerry Falwell has forbidden
his parishioners to include these devient Euplura in their collections.
        Q-Man >>

Hey Art,
From what I understand about mollusk reproduction, there are an awful lot of
species qualified to wear a rainbow sticker on their shell. The ocean isn't
as strictly hetero as Falwell would like. Heck, the transgender movement
should use a wrasse or parrotfish as their symbol. It'd make for a very
snappy t shirt, don't you think? Falwell's parishioners are going to have
mighty limited collections. Perhaps they should switch to stamps ? ; )

Ellen (who sports a rainbow on the rear window of her Nissan)