Dear Emilio;-
    You should NEVER give me such an entry.
    Of course, the winged porcines are back. They return every year the day after the Turkey Buzzards return to Hinkley, Ohio. It is absolutely verifiable. But, since I have described the return in the past, I have been loath to repeat.
    My present interest has been to relay a plan proposed by Archie Toothless, The Giant Squid who resides in my perpetually wet basement. Archie has suggested a way to get rid of suicide bombers in the Middle East.
   His plan is to put an ad in the Gaza Times and Daily Schlock. The ad would read: VIRGINS WANTED.
    There is a (temporary, we are sure) shortage of Virgins in Heaven. Therefore applications are being accepted by this paper on behalf of the SBCA (Suicide Bomber Club Assn.) Applicants must be over 15 years. Looks not important. (pretty ones used up last year) Volunteers make retain friendship with pet camel.
     That Archie!
     Solly Singer: Are you still there?
               Art (or someone impersonating him)
>
> From: Emilio <[log in to unmask]>
> Date: 2004/04/01 Thu PM 07:46:14 EST
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: Is the server down
>
> Hi to all,
>
> Is the server down? There have been no messages lately, even from Andrew.
>
> Emilio Jorge Power
>
> Art, Are you there? Its springtime, time for the flyers!
> Any news? Any sightings? Does anyone out there collect
> or like Liguus? Zoila? Cypraovula? Or is it only micros
> and other "obscure" molluscs? [sort of like obscure publications,
> at least I think that is the term used]
>
> Hey dont complain at least its shell related!
>
> BTW I will be giving a program on Liguus, Fla population, at the
> Central Florida Shell Club meeting in April, the 13th. Join us and
> watch a neat presentation on power point w/projector.
>
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