Why not, been a long time with no pigs
 
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> From: Art Weil <[log in to unmask]>
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: porkers
> Date: Sunday, February 28, 1999 7:26 PM
>
> Dear All;-
>    I just need a litle advice--which I'm sure I'll get. You know the
> Ides of March are fast approaching. That is the day when, traditionally,
> the Flying Pigs return to Cincinnati. If they fail to return that day,
> they have inevitably returned on the Ides of April, the day after the
> Buzzards return to Hinkley, Ohio.
>    Now, I'm happy to report on them if that's what you want. But if you
> think otherwise, I'll be happy to let the matter go unannounced. It's no
> pork off my knuckles, as they say around here. As Shakesbeer said:
> Whatsoever thou wisheth; that will I vouchsafe thee.
>      Art