At 11:45 AM 9/10/99 -0300, Eduardo Moreira wrote:
>Hi to all Conch-Lers,
>
>Since things are quite lite around here, I'd like to share something I just
>received and that is more "profound" than the Bathynerita environment. ;-))
>
>HEAVEN IS WHEN YOU HAVE:
>AN AMERICAN SALARY
>A BRITISH HOME
>A JAPANESE FOOD
>A GERMAN CAR &
>A LATIN AMERICAN WIFE.
>
>HELL IS WHEN YOU HAVE:
>AN AMERICAN CAR
>A GERMAN WIFE
>A JAPANESE HOME
>A BRITISH FOOD &
>A LATIN AMERICAN SALARY.

An alternative version:

In heaven

the police are English
the engineers are German
the cooks are French
the lovers are Italian
the planners are Swiss

In hell

the police are German
the engineers are Italian
the cooks are English
the lovers are Swiss
the planners are French