Enjoy!

Two postal workers had just gotten off their routes for the day
when one of the postal workers saw the other step on a snail.
"Why did you step on that snail, Tom?!," asked his perplexed
coworker.

"Cause that darn snail's been following me around work all day!"

Sure fits my mail service to a tee.

Frank in (getting cool, like soon to be freezing) Massachusetts