Here's another:
 
I was traveling to a shelling trip with a friend from Scotland. When we put
our carry-ons through the X-ray machine in Miami there was a cute young
hispanic girl looking at the image and she wondered what something in my
friend's bag was.
 
After a moment of thought, my friend said, "Oh! It's my torch!"
 
The girl got a horrified look on her face and began looking around for security.
 
Just in the nick of time, I said, "No, no - she means her flashlight!"
 
Peggy Williams
 
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                                  Peggy Williams
                                   Shell Elegant Tours
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