Well, I guess I got to tell you. The sea sound you hear when you hold
a shell up to your ear is actually the broadcast signal of KELP, a
radio station that became partially submerged during an El Nino year.
Their location is somewhere in the Southwest Pacific and the sound
you hear the repeat of KELPs last gasp as the station succumbs to 30
foot waves. If you listen really, really closely, you can hear their
disk jockey, Fang Wimbles, saying something that sounds like, "h-h-a-
a-a-l-l-p!"
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