Dear Andy;-   (Can't let this pass.)
    A Conch was discovered, a queen
    By Andrew who said,"Aint it keen?!
            I don't do much shellin'
            But this one, I'm tellin',
    Is one of the best I have seen."
                    Art

"Andrew K. Rindsberg" wrote:

> I think that I shall never whonk
> A poem as pretty as Queen Conch.
>
> ...Well, it's a start. There aren't many rhymes for 'conch'. Ker-plonk? Blue
> fonk? Benedictine monk? You see the problem.
>
> Andrew K. Rindsberg
> Geological Survey of Alabama