There should probably be an international conference held under the
auspices of the UN to discuss and recommend solutions to the Cow, Pig,
 and Chicken excretion problem. Fortunately, flying pig excreta is
only a problem for the hatless. And here we all wear Cincinnati Reds
caps---the washable kind.
    If a conference is held, I'll go as long as it is held in Hawaii,
my expenses are paid by the UN, and I can take my wife---or a
reasonable substitute.
          Art