Here's another:
I was traveling to a shelling trip with a friend from Scotland. When we put
our carry-ons through the X-ray machine in Miami there was a cute young
hispanic girl looking at the image and she wondered what something in my
friend's bag was.
After a moment of thought, my friend said, "Oh! It's my torch!"
The girl got a horrified look on her face and began looking around for security.
Just in the nick of time, I said, "No, no - she means her flashlight!"
Peggy Williams
http://www.mindspring.com/~shellelegant
Peggy Williams
Shell Elegant Tours
PO Box 575 * Tallevast FL 34270
(941) 355-2291 * [log in to unmask]