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Good one! Yer doin my work for me.
Art
Bobbi Cordy wrote:
> There was once a snail that was sick and tired of his
> reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast
> wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a
> while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So
> the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants
> to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".
>
> The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"
>
> The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who
> sees me roaring past to know who's driving."
>
> Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to
> sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for
> a small fee.
>
> The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days
> roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever
> anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at
> that S-car go!"
>
> --
> Jim and Bobbi Cordy
> Specializing in Self Collected Caribbean Species
> Merritt Island Florida
>
> SPACE COAST SHELL FESTIVAL
> "King Neptunes Shell Palace"
> January 18-20,2002
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