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Glad to know they are back Art. Also glad they are there and not here.
John Tennessee
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> From: Art Weil <[log in to unmask]>
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: They're baa-a-ack
> Date: Monday, March 15, 1999 9:13 AM
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> Dear Pals of Pork;-
> The announcement you've all been waiting for. I'm sure you noticed
> in today's papers that the Buzzards have returned to Hinckley once again
> on schedule. And, sure enough, the following day the Flying Pigs have
> returned to Cincinnati. My theory is that the porkers follow the
> Buzzards but due to their bulk, can't get as far as Hinkley, so they
> settle on Cincinnati. This morning, Downtown shops reported brisk sales
> of unbrellas and wide brim hats. The police were posting signs warning
> the public: "Don't Look Up!". To commemorate the return, Cincinnati is
> holding the Flying Pig Marathon this week-end. Nesting and pigleting
> should take place shortly.
> The Question Man
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