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Date: | Thu, 9 Dec 1999 17:36:32 EST |
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The owner of a bar is just locking up for the night when there is a knock at
the door.
He opens the door and there's a snail sitting on the doorstep.
"What do you want?" asks the owner.
"I want a beer," says the snail.
"First of all, we're closed, and second of all, we don't serve snails. So go
away!"
The snail begs and pleads for a beer.
The owner finally gets fed up, kicks the snail, and slams the door.
ONE YEAR LATER....
The owner of a bar is just locking up for the night when there is a knock at
the door.
He opens the door and there's a snail sitting on the doorstep.
"What'd you do that for?" asks the snail.
DanShell
Sarasota, Florida
"A Friend For Life - Saved By The Grace Of God, Your Friend By Choice - I'm
Here For You"
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