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Date: | Mon, 30 Jul 2001 09:51:25 -0400 |
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There was once a snail that was sick and tired of his
reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast
wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a
while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So
the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants
to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".
The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"
The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who
sees me roaring past to know who's driving."
Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to
sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for
a small fee.
The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days
roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever
anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at
that S-car go!"
--
Jim and Bobbi Cordy
Specializing in Self Collected Caribbean Species
Merritt Island Florida
SPACE COAST SHELL FESTIVAL
"King Neptunes Shell Palace"
January 18-20,2002
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