In response to all of the messages about a new virus, I thought perhaps
you might find the following somewhat humorous:
 
>
> << EMERGENCY NET MSG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHH
>
> If you receive an e-mail with a subject line of "Bad-day," delete it
> immediately WITHOUT reading it.  This is THE MOST DANGEROUS E-mail > virus yet!
>
> It will rewrite your hard drive.  Not only that, but it will scramble > any disks that are even close to your computer.
>
> IT WILL RE-CALIBRATE YOUR REFRIGERATOR'S COOLNESS SETTING so all your > ice cream melts and your milk curdles. It will demagnetize the strips > on all your credit cards, reprogram your ATM access code, screw up the > tracking on your VCR and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any > CDs you try to play. It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new > phone number.  It will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
>
> IT WILL DRINK ALL YOUR BEER and leave its dirty socks on the coffee > table when there's company coming over. It will hide your car keys
> when you are late for work and interfere with your car radio so that > you hear only static while stuck in traffic.
>
> BAD_DAY WILL MAKE YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH A HARDENED PEDOPHILE. It will > give you nightmares about circus midgets. It will replace your shampoo > with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current > boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to > your Visa card.
>
> BAD-DAY WILL SEDUCE YOUR GRANDMOTHER! It does not matter if she is > dead, such is the power of Bad-day. It reaches out beyond the grave
> to sully those things we hold most dear.
>
> BAD-DAY WILL GIVE YOU DUTCH ELM DISEASE. It will leave the toilet
> seat up and leave the hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a > full bathtub.
>
> It will not only remove the forbidden tags  from your mattresses and
> pillows, it will refill your skim milk with whole.
>
> It is insidious and subtle.  It is dangerous and terrifying to behold.
>
> Be afraid.  Be very, very afraid. >>
 
For really good and accurate information about viruses, go to this URL:
 
> http://kumite.com/myths/
 
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