Dear Art,
        Last night as I lay down trying to sleep I heard this buzzing sound
overhead that I could not identify.  This is unusual since I live near the
Mobile Regional Airport.  Anyway, I stepped outside to see what was happening.
At first I coul not believe it, but I rubbed my eyes and they were still
there, flying north in a perfect V formation was a flock of pigs.  You might
want to be alert.  They should be nearing your area any time now.  Oh, and
just to stay on subject - the lead pig was playing a tune on a large and
distinct Triton's trumpet.
 
Doug Shelton
Alabama Malacological Research Center
2370-G Hillcrest Road #236
Mobile, AL 36695