Good one James !!

Regards,

Brian

At 08:29 AM 99/07/21 -0400, you wrote:
>Dear all, I heard this shell joke through my dad.
>I have never heard it before, maybe it's new. Oh
>well, Enjoy!
>
>Once there was a snail who had been mugged
>by a turtle. In the aftermath, the authorities questioned
>the snail in hope of getting info on the suspect. "What did
>he look like?" they asked him. "I, I'm not sure." Replied the
>snail. "It all happened so fast!"
>
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