Wall, i done went and checked out the fancy new search-thingie on the
BRAND NEW Conch-L site.  Impressive, all ya pilgrims!! I larned i been
respnsible for fewer than 500 messages, and thet i used ter be a LOT
funnier a couple yars ago - musta lost that Milton Berle joke book
somewhar. Ah also larned the  20,587 messenges (2110 of which do NOT
have the word "the" inside theyselves!!) start for earnest at 20 Dec,
1997, 'cept for Mariah's famous Chlamys marybelle Raines, 1996 string -
and gess whut? - they is 100% up to date, sos i cn throw out the 50
megerbites of memry the last 2 yars of Conchling done takes up on my
poor hard driver.  Too more thangs - Bob Doyle likes to use the word
"Dang", and....... "Flying pigs" only rates 165 honoroable OR
dishonorable mentions - whoda thunk it?

Howdy frum That Big Country up above most of youse,
-Ross.