Two landshells are going to cross a highway. One says to the
other: "Please pay attention in three hours the next large truck
is coming"
 
Another joke (this one invented by me)
 
Two landshells at conversation: "We should hide us, Mr. Nisters
is coming to collect landshells".
 
Hope you like my jokes. Please answer and sign again my
guestbook.
 
yours sincerly Helmut
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