Dear All;-
        It has been reliably reported locally that the Cincinnati Flying Pigs
have all departed for the season. Their destination is, as always, Costa
Rica where they fatten up on their diet of Monarch Butterflies and
truffles.
        Eight of them, however, were spotted heading North for Polar regions,
where, as you all know, they carry out their Christmas Eve assignment
and pull the sleigh of one S. Claus.
        Art