Dear Helmut,

If your BIOS is not compliant your computer will short circuit and
possibly explode.  Make sure no shells are around it.

No, I really don't know what will happen to your computer when the year
2000 comes.  For those who would rather spend their money on shells
instead of purchasing Windows 95 or above and a computer with a Pentium
chip, consider setting your computer to 1971 at this time.  The first day
of the year 1972 began on a Saturday and so will the first day of the
year 2000.  Just add 28 years from then on.

Andrew Dickson
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