I saw that news bit about snails in space.
Great. Like I need extra-terrestrial competiton on the beach.
Now instead of collecting rural halfwits for probing, we'll have UFOs
cruising for shells. Instead of Roswell, they'll be showing up at Sanibel.
Mark my words, if a little green guy snags all the trophies at your next
shell show, you have the Chinese space program to thank for it.