Oh the great writers we have in hiding.
 
You wrote:
Well I don't know about all of you, but I had cone nightmares last night.
 Do you need an agent?? Your calling is definitely "thriller" type books.
Move over "Christine", back to the doghouse Cujo. Steven King will be
calling soon.
May I suggest a diving bell or better yet an armored suit.
If you are not yet keeping a dream log please start.
This is the best bit of humor, or horror I've read in a while