Dear Sir;-
    The problem with paper training flying pigs is that they tend to eat the
paper and crap on your roof.
        Art

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> Art,
>
> I just received this and I think it was meant for you.
>
> Another Month's End:
> All Targets Met
> All Systems Working
> All Customers Satisfied
> All Staff Enthusiastic
> All Pigs Fed And Ready To Fly
> ~~~~~~
>
> Often wondered, do these pigs collect shells? Are they dangerous to the
> environment  or have they been paper trained?
>
> Frank (Cold and wet in Massachusetts)
>
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