What is with Austrians. We are quite different from Germans.

Heaven is when you are in contact with me
Hell is when you are in contact with me too

Heaven ist, as my name is spelled Helmut and not Hellmut.

with best heaven and hell regards

Hel(l)mut from Innsbruck


Helmut Nisters
Franz-Fischer-Str. 46
A-6020 Innsbruck / Austria / Europe
phone and fax: 0043 / 512 / 57 32 14
e-mail: [log in to unmask]
url: www.netwing.at/nisters/

or

Natural History Department of the
Tiroler Landesmuseum Ferdinandeum Innsbruck
malacological collection
Feldstr. 11a
A-6020 Innsbruck / Austria / Europe
phone: 0043 / 512 / 58 72 86-37

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At 11:45 AM 9/10/99 -0300, Eduardo Moreira wrote:
>Hi to all Conch-Lers,
>
>Since things are quite lite around here, I'd like to share something I just
>received and that is more "profound" than the Bathynerita environment. ;-))
>
>HEAVEN IS WHEN YOU HAVE:
>AN AMERICAN SALARY
>A BRITISH HOME
>A JAPANESE FOOD
>A GERMAN CAR &
>A LATIN AMERICAN WIFE.
>
>HELL IS WHEN YOU HAVE:
>AN AMERICAN CAR
>A GERMAN WIFE
>A JAPANESE HOME
>A BRITISH FOOD &
>A LATIN AMERICAN SALARY.

An alternative version:

In heaven

the police are English
the engineers are German
the cooks are French
the lovers are Italian
the planners are Swiss

In hell

the police are German
the engineers are Italian
the cooks are English
the lovers are Swiss
the planners are French