Everyone knows
That a reindeer can't fly.
He don't got no wings.
We suspect that is why.

That myth is exploded.
The truth is now out.
That Santa is pulled
By a critter with snout.

Yes! Up in trhe sky!
Here he comes! There he goes!
One identifies team
By the shape of the nose.

Bringing presents to kiddies
(Some purchased at Biggs)
But always delivered
By eight Flying Pigs.

There's Rasher and Bacon.
There's Roger and Ham.
On Sausage and Truffle.
On Cyril and Spam.

Oh, see how the wings
Sweep the dark from the night.
A magnificent vision:
The Pigs in full flight!

Lord bless you. We wish you
Most Happy New Year.
May Santa's eight pigs
Bring both comfort and cheer.
                Art