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Re: Shell joke to warm your weekend
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Dan Parrish <[log in to unmask]>
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Sat, 8 Jan 2000 10:01:42 EST
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Life in the Slow Lane
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A sloth named Herman is walking through the forest one day. A gang of snails
approach him and beat him up.  He is left at the bottom of a tree with
several cuts and bruises.

Several hours later he gathers up enough strength to go to a local police
station.  Herman walks into the Sergeant's office.  "What happened to you?
the officer asks.

"A gang of snails beat me up," Herman replied.

"Can you describe what they looked like?"

"I don't know," the sloth says. "It all happened so fast."

DanShell
Sarasota, Florida
"A Friend For Life - Saved By The Grace Of God, Your Friend By Choice - I'm
Here For You"

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