Dear Conchlers,

very very nice, here is another joke, for snails or turtles.

Three snails (turtles) are walking slowly through the desert. It's very hot and dry. They get thirsty.
One of the snails (turtles) sayed: "Please wait here, I am going for looking to get some drink."
One year passes, two years pass, three years, but the snail (turtle) doesn't return. The two others,
again waiting, want to remove from this place and want to go away. At this moment the 3rd
snail (turtle) is coming out behind a dune and says: "Be patient, otherwise I don't leave from here
to look for a drink."

with best regards
Helmut

Helmut "Helix" Nisters
Franz-Fischer-Str. 46
A-6020 Innsbruck / Austria / Innsbruck
phone and fax: 0043 / 512 / 57 32 14
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web:    www.netwing.at/nisters/

office:
Natural History Department of the
Tiroler Landesmuseum Ferdinandeum Innsbruck
Feldstrasse 11 a
A-6020 Innsbruck / Austria / Europe
phone: 0043 / 512 / 58 72 86 - 37

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Good one, Dan! Here's another

One day this guy answers his door and there's a snail at his doorstep. So the
guy picks up the snail and tosses it into the garden. Two years
later, he hears a knock on his door. He opens the door and it's the same
snail. And the snail says, "Hey what was that all about?"

Stay warm,
Jeff Nelson