Just a little pig humour that was published in the Toronto Star on Sunday
April 12, 2000, written by Margot Griffin

1.  What rolls in the mud and delivers pretty baskets?
        (the Easter Piggy)
2. What do you call a laundromat for pigs?
        (The Hogwash)
3. Why did the three little pigs fall asleep every time Grandpa told
stories?
        (because he was a boar)
4. How did the farmer know the fox was stealing eggs?
        (the pig squealed on him)
5. Why doesn't anyone want to play on Peg Pig's football team?
        (because she hogs the ball)
6. What is Pete Pig's favourite position on his baseball team?
        (shortslop)
7. What did the sow put on her piglet's sore snout?
        (oinkment)
8. What do piglets do after school?
        (hamwork)
9. What did Farmer Joe give Farmer Jill for her birthday?
        (hogs and kisses)
10. What kind of party were Mr. and Mrs. Hog invited to?
        (a Swine & Cheese party)
11. What did the pig say when the mean old farmer grabbed him by the tail?
        (this is the end of me).

Carol Lowe (Recyberee)
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