CONCH-L Archives

Conchologists List

CONCH-L@LISTSERV.UGA.EDU

Options: Use Forum View

Use Monospaced Font
Show Text Part by Default
Condense Mail Headers

Message: [<< First] [< Prev] [Next >] [Last >>]
Topic: [<< First] [< Prev] [Next >] [Last >>]
Author: [<< First] [< Prev] [Next >] [Last >>]

Print Reply
Mime-Version:
1.0
Sender:
Conchologists of America List <[log in to unmask]>
Subject:
From:
David Kirsh <[log in to unmask]>
Date:
Wed, 12 Apr 2000 01:41:08 -0400
Content-Type:
text/plain; charset="us-ascii"
Reply-To:
Conchologists of America List <[log in to unmask]>
Parts/Attachments:
text/plain (41 lines)
Honest, this happened to me more than once. I hadn't dipped into the
oregano either. Of course, the reason no one else has noticed this
phenomenon is that everyone else cleans the kitchen before going to bed.
But I'm lazy and I get to witness ex-marinial (?) visitations. Call them
close on-counters.
David

>>The morning after boiling lobster in a
>>pot, there are distinct snapping sounds from the pot (with water
>>remaining). Is this the ghost of lobsters past? Or some reaction of lobster
>>broth with (I believe) an aluminum pot?
>
>I believe that you witnessed a rare vernal equinox pot haunting. It has
>little to do with the lobster, leftover lobster broth or aluminum pots.
>The weird little bumps you heard were most likely a manifestation of the
>haunted pot. In order to exorcise this pot simply boil a five dollar bill
>for 7 minutes on any Tuesday evening between 6:00 PM and 6:15 PM EST while
>singing the "Doe a Deer" song from the Sound of Music while dressed all in
>green.
>
>It worked for us!
>
>
>Bob & Rosemary
>
>-----------------------------------------------
>The UniverShell Trading Company
>4185 West Lake Mary Boulevard
>PMB174
>Lake Mary, Florida 32746
>-----------------------------------------------
>
>WEBSITE:         http://www.univershell.com
>
>CONTACT:      [log in to unmask]
>
>eBay auctions:
>http://cgi3.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewListedItems&userid=univershell
>
>-----------------------------------------------

ATOM RSS1 RSS2