About this lobster haunting, is it quiet if you use another pot?  Maybe it's
the pot, not the lobster.  Do you hear clucking the day after you cook
chicken soup?  If you steam franks in beer in it, is the kitchen a cacophony
of drunken barking the next morning?  Do you make candy in this pot?  Does
rocky road fudge sound like an avalanche?  How about divinity?  Do you wake
the following day to a heavenly chorus?  If you ask me, this pot has
possibilities.