In responce to numerous requests--well, at least two---.

Everyone knows
   That a reindeer can't fly.
He don't got no wings.
   We assume that is why.

That myth is exploded.
   The trusth is now out;
That Santa is pulled
   By a creature with snout.

Yes! Up in the sky!
   Here he comes. There he goes!
One identifies team
   By the shape of the nose.

Bringing gifties to kiddies
   TV games, candied figs;
And always delivered
   By eight flying pigs.

There's Porky and Bacon;
   There's Roger and Ham.
On Sausage and Truffle!
   On Cyril and Spam!

Oh, see how the wings
   Sweep the dark from the night;
What a wonderful vission:
   The pigs in full flight.

Lord bless you. We wish you
  Most Happy New Year.
May Santa's eight pigs
   Bring you comfort and cheer.

         Art

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