Dear All;-
   I just need a litle advice--which I'm sure I'll get. You know the
Ides of March are fast approaching. That is the day when, traditionally,
the Flying Pigs return to Cincinnati. If they fail to return that day,
they have inevitably returned on the Ides of April, the day after the
Buzzards return to Hinkley, Ohio.
   Now, I'm happy to report on them if that's what you want. But if you
think otherwise, I'll be happy to let the matter go unannounced. It's no
pork off my knuckles, as they say around here. As Shakesbeer said:
Whatsoever thou wisheth; that will I vouchsafe thee.
     Art