?? That reminds me of one of my favorite jokes.  Two ducks
sitting in a bathtub.  One says, "Pass me that bar of soap."
The other says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

Please substitute "Strombus gigas" for "ducks" to make
this shell related.  Thanks.


Don

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> From: Helmut Nisters <[log in to unmask]>
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: AW: Re: Snail joke to brighten your day
> Date: Friday, December 10, 1999 4:07 AM
>
> To all Conchlers, to Emilio Jorge,
>
> here I am again. I don't quit the list for somebody, I like to stay with you and
sometime I would
> like to send self invented jokes to you as a very silly one.
>
> How many horse power has a door.
> 5
> why
> As a yogurt (yoghourt( doesn't have any shell.
>
> with best shelling greetings to all, who are missing me
>
> Helmut from Innsbruck
>
> Christmas greetings and wishings are following later, as it is to early.
>
> Later
>
> Helmut Helix the power shell
>
>
> Helmut "Helix" Nisters
> Franz-Fischer-Str. 46
> A-6020 Innsbruck / Austria / Innsbruck
> phone and fax: 0043 / 512 / 57 32 14
> e-mail: [log in to unmask]
> web:    www.netwing.at/nisters/
>
> office:
> Natural History Department of the
> Tiroler Landesmuseum Ferdinandeum Innsbruck
> Feldstrasse 11 a
> A-6020 Innsbruck / Austria / Europe
> phone: 0043 / 512 / 58 72 86 - 37
>
> ----------
> > Dan Parrish wrote:
> >
> > > The owner of a bar is just locking up for the night when there is a knock at
> > > the door.
> > >
> > > He opens the door and there's a snail sitting on the doorstep.
> >
> > Hello!
> >  Sounds like a Helmut self invented joke!
> >
> > By the way where is Helmut??? Haveny heard from him lately.
> >
> > Later,
> >
> > Emilio Jorge Power
> >
> > Please visit;
> > "The Liguus Home Page"
> > http://www.geocities.com/Eureka/Gold/9440/liguus/lighompa.html
> > West Melbourne, Florida  USA
> >