Frank,
 
Enjoyed your bit of snail humor!  It reminded me of another that appeared on
Conch-L some months ago.  It had to do with a wife sending her husband out to
get something for a company dinner I believe it was.  If anyone out there
remembers just how that one went, I'd really appreciate hearing from you.
 
Does anyone have any other shell-related jokes you'd be willing to share?
I'd really appreciate receiving them if you do.  Please E-mail me directly.
Thanks!
 
Carolyn Petrikin
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