Hi Carolyn,
 
Check these out:  http://ast.leeds.ac.uk/~agg/snails/joke.html
 
Ken Zentzis
Wichita, Kansas
 
Carolyn Petrikin wrote:
>
> Frank,
>
> Enjoyed your bit of snail humor!  It reminded me of another that appeared on
> Conch-L some months ago.  It had to do with a wife sending her husband out to
> get something for a company dinner I believe it was.  If anyone out there
> remembers just how that one went, I'd really appreciate hearing from you.
>
> Does anyone have any other shell-related jokes you'd be willing to share?
> I'd really appreciate receiving them if you do.  Please E-mail me directly.
> Thanks!
>
> Carolyn Petrikin
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