Out of the sand we did rakum
From slumber so sound we did wakum
Though some pass'em by
(I don't understand why)
Far be it from us to forsakum

Then home from the beach we did takum
And into the oven to bakum
Now sit down to eat
A most seaworthy treat
So tender and sweet did we makum

The genuine thing! (you can't fakum)
Conchological treasure - don't breakum
You know very well
That you can't eat the shell
Or that tough fibrous periostracum