Out of the sand we did rakum From slumber so sound we did wakum Though some pass'em by (I don't understand why) Far be it from us to forsakum Then home from the beach we did takum And into the oven to bakum Now sit down to eat A most seaworthy treat So tender and sweet did we makum The genuine thing! (you can't fakum) Conchological treasure - don't breakum You know very well That you can't eat the shell Or that tough fibrous periostracum