Dear Conchlers; If it is needed, I apologize. I realize some of you voted for Bill Clinton, and that Conch-L is probably not the proper place for political satire. But, in real life, I am a historian, critic, tennis teacher, and something else---but I forget what. In teaching American History, I noted that the most notable presidents of the 20th century were both named Roosevelt and came from different parties. One of my classes agreed that Jack Kennedy was the greatest president of the century. When I asked them to list his accomplishments, I got not a single answer. It's all perception. That class agreed that the second greatest president was Martin Luther King. I'm sure there's a way to link mollusks to history. I will try to figure it all out. Art